14th February 2022
Happy Valentine’s Day! I actually hate Valentine’s Day! An evening of set menus, dinner deals, cheesy proposals, single red roses in clear plastic and for many women out there a bigger reminder they are single! I didn’t receive my annual bouquet of Tesco Red Roses and box of Milk Tray. Fuck St Valentine. On a more pressing note, the fingers on my left hand have started to go blue so I have googled this and I either have bad circulation, a blood clot or a heart problem. I joked to my husband that if I don’t wake up then at least he can stay in the house – he didn’t see the funny side.